So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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