Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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