If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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