We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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