What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My Sexting was not on an AP level
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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