I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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