My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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