fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I cannot find my penis.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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