I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I could fuck to npr.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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