Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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