Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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