is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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