He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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