i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You may now shotgun with the bride
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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