Non-Jews are for practice
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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