I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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