Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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