shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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