Swine flu. Run for my life!
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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