He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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