and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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