those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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