"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
oh god was she eating orange peels again
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I will be naked everywhere
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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