so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
