Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
did i walk over a car last night?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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