I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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