this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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