New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Randomize
