this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I forget how to act sober
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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