god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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