seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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