in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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