I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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