it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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