Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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