I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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