Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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