We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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