fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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