She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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