I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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