Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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