I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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