You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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