We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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