i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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