If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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