we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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