Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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