gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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