Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I've blown a few things in my day
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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