Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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