Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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