you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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