So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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