I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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