like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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