gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I need moral support for this bender
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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