honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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