No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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